A pre-draft appeal:
O Football Gods, Hear Our Plea:
Thou Art Unfeeling and Capricious. Thou Makest Us to Draft Ryan Leaf and Lawrence Phillips, Yea, and This Really Crackest Thou Up, Apparently.
Grant Us Thy Mercy in This, The Hour of Our Drafting. Lead Our Voices To Call Out the Right Names, and Lead Us Not Into Temptation, But to Your True Studs.