Jeb "unleashes Chang?"

As we've said here before, the problem with the Bushies is that they're just satire-proof. No matter what grotesque, gothic caricature you could come up with, they're weirder.

This was posted by the Gainesville Sun on the 18th and went up today at Majikthise (via Pensito):

After more than an hour of solemn ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about "unleashing Chang," his "mystical warrior" friend.

Here are Bush's words, spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians:

''Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.

''I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.''

Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift.

Apparently "unleashing Chang" is a favorite phrase of Daddy Bush.

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