Now it's come to the attention of us here at The O'Really (?) Factor that there's a politically correct War on Yule going on out there, and we're not going to stand for it. Yule was here first, it's the template for all your basic Christmas traditions, and -- hey, let's face it -- it's kind of a whitey thing.
So, have we heard one person say "Happy Yule!" this year? Not one. It's always "Happy Holidays" this, "Happy Holidays" that.
Folks, there's a war on neo-paganism going on out there. We've had our faith scrubbed from the public square. We've been told our faith doesn't matter. People of Faith have been treated like second-class citizens. Faith Hill can't even get played on your average Adult Urban Contemporary radio format these days. Can I use the word faith any more than I already have? You get the point: Faith, faith, faith.
Anyway, the politically correct fascists who are trying to take the Oak and Holly Kings out of Yuletide in their quest for a secular, Goddess-less society aren't going to get a free pass here at The O'Really (?) Factor. Because we're going to use the power of the blogosphere to hold them accountable. We're going to bring horror into their world until they accept that we were here first, Father "Christmas" belongs to us, and if you don't like it, we're just going to ram it down your throat. Anybody who doesn't get in line is going to have to face me, Mr. Big Tough Guy. Mach schnell!
Secular society my ass.
Anyway, Happy Yule everyone -- or else!