Xark!: Sanford's private Twitterstream

Lifted from @GuvMarkyMark, S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford's personal Twitter account.

THURSDAY
Why is everybody in Columbia so freakin' stupid?
9:44 AM on June 17 from Tweetie

Havin a bad day. Hey, @SexySarahPGuv, gimme a holla.
4:41 PM on June 17 from Tweetie

You know that thing about how the GOP isn't suppose to attack another GOPer? I guess that's not true in S.C. What Would Reagan Do? #tcot
6:02 PM on June 17 from Tweetie

I've never felt so lonely.
6:03 PM on June 17 from Tweetie

Yo, anybody up for a road trip?
6:04 PM on June 17 from Tweetie

Fine. Nobody wants to roadtrip w/me to South of the Border, FINE. I'm the GOVERNOR, ok? I've got a SLED DETAIL. I've always got Peeps, OK?
7:14 PM on June 17 from Tweetie

FRIDAY
Screw Jenny. "Ooooo, Mark, I don't wanna go CAMPING. It's to HOT. There'll be BUGS." Fine, Jenny. Stay home. See if I care.
7:26 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv, can you get away? Wanna go hiking?
7:28 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv Springer Mnt, Ga. It's on the Appalachian Trail.
7:26 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv No, that's on the east coast.
7:27 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv No, of the United States.
7:27 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv No, that would be the REPUBLIC of Georgia. You can see Russia from there. LOL.
7:27 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv Don't be mad. Just kiddin.
7:28 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv Don't be so sensitive. JEEZ!
7:28 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv FINE! FORGET ABOUT IT! AND SAYING "JEEZ" ISN'T TAKING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN EITHER.
7:28 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

Sarah Palin is NOT the future of the Republican Party. DM me for details. #tcot
7:30 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

Sometimes a MAN just needs to get away, to the mountains & land from which he draws his strength & vision & faith. #tcot #manlymen (1/2)
10:13 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

(2/2) Therefore I shall go unto the hills, to better hear the voice of our Lord, who calls upon me to heal and restore our GOP. #tcot #2012
10:14 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

Just remembered I loaned my sleeping bag to @LindseyG_Unit for his Bohemian Grove trip. Had to take Jenny's. Smells like Chanel No.5
10:19 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

ON THE ROAD! FINALLY! TUNES PUMPIN!
11:57 AM on June 18 from Tweetie

Georgia Visitor's Center on I-85. Man, it's HOT out here. This is RIDICULOUS. Re-thinking...
1:42 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SenJimDeMint Dude, if you were picking a short-notice vacation destination, what would you pick?
1:44 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SenJimDeMint Been to Vegas already. Bangkok too. Overrated.
1:45 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

@DanRavenel Dude, I LOVE Buenas Aires! Had a GREAT junket down there with Commerce. Thanks for the Twitpic -- those chicas are HOT!
1:46 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

TIX booked! Buenas Aires, here I come!
2:05 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

Just blocked Jenny. Had to stop those DMs. LOL.
3:07 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv I'm flying down to Buenas Aires. Can you get away? I thought we might talk policy over some Pisco Sours.
3:08 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv It's a drink.
3:08 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv Your loss. I don't reject ALL forms of stimulus, you know. LOL.
3:09 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv ROTFLMAO
3:09 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv "Rolling on The Floor Laughing My Ass Off."
3:10 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv I don't think that's inappropriate language at all. Sheesh.
3:11 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

@SexySarahPGuv Whatever, girl. I'm gonna get my drink on.
3:12 PM on June 18 from Tweetie

SATURDAY
What time zone is this?
5:55 AM on June 19 from Tweetie

I think I just saw Madonna.
4:32 PM on June 19 from Tweetie

What's the Spanish word for "lap dance?" #lazyweb
11:48 PM on Jue 19 from Tweetie

RT @SenJohnMcCain Spanish phrase for lapdance is para unúnico cliente but don't tell anybody I told you that >> LOL!
11:57 PM on June 19 from Tweetie

SUNDAY
I need a lawyer. In Argentina. Quick.
7:25 AM June 20 from Tweetie