"RELAX! We are not a fast-food place. If you are not served in 5 minutes... You'll get served in 9 or 12, maybe 15 minutes... We're cooking as fast as we can!!!"
"IN A HURRY? May we suggest our EXPRESS LUNCH... Maid-Rite and Bowl of Soup -- $6.50. We can just about guarantee you'll get it in 10 minutes or less!"
-- Quotes lifted from the menu at the Maid-Rite in Marion, Iowa, where speed has a different context.