If you haven't seen this one before, where have you been? And even if you have seen it, you might not have noticed how it's taken over the world, selling more T-shirts than Old Navy and prompting half the people in America under the age of 30 to say at least once, "honey badger don't care." Based solely on his access to the brains of our young, this guy Randall, who does new voiceovers for old nature videos, is one of the most influential men in the United States.
But what else does he say? Since I couldn't find a script online, I decided to transcribe it. So I do all the work, like the honey badger, and you come around and pick up the scraps."Thanks for the script, stupid!"
This is the honey badger. Watch it run in slow motion.
It's pretty badass. Look. It runs all over the place. "Whoa! Watch out!" says that bird.
Eew, it's got a snake! Oh! It's chasing a jackal! Oh my gosh!