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The Birth of Palin

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Photoshop cartoons by Dan Conover, via Xark's Creative Commons license.

XARK TV: 2007 MFL Draft review show

2007 MFL Draft in review from Dan Conover on Vimeo.

This week's XARK TV episode isn't for everyone, but if you're a fantasy football player and/or a member of the Manly Football League, give this one a try.

The MFL will hold its 18th draft on Aug. 23. Not bad for a bunch of newsies from Waynesville, N.C.

Which one is smarterer?

AP v. Bloggers: The cartoon version

News Item: Associated Press claims bloggers are infringing on its copyright, threatens action.

Right...

GOP geography

Another great forward from Sabine...

Next up? Typhoid and the Edsel

OK, so I know you have to do a lot of strange shit when you work in corporate sales. But somebody really ought to burn in hell for this Microsoft Vista internal salesforce promo patterned after a classic Bruce Springsteen video. Have they no decency?

We report, you decide

Ed Cone: "It's almost as if they were reading from a script..."

Fox News Porn

Too Easy

Heh.

In other news, Owen Wilson called his recent suicide attempt a "near death experience," and Brittney Spears reportedly called a glass of water she was given during a deposition, "wetty."

Glad to hear everyone's doing okay out there.

Think Warm Thoughts

News outlets are reporting that Hillary Clinton has unveiled her plans for national health care. I don't know many of the details, but if the picture accompanying the story is anything to go by, it looks as though they are planning on keeping costs down by offering low tech colonoscopy exams for everyone!

Think healthy, people.