E-mailer: "One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Alabama!"
VISTA: Here's a first roadtest of the new MS "Longhorn" operating system, formally called "Vista."
STUDY: Congratulations, broadband Internet users. The faster your connection, the less time you spend watching TV.
NASA: No need for second space shuttle repair (Thank God for duct tape).
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