From Hard OCP, via Slashdot: Stockpile the Cheetos and hook-up the catheter -- with your new water-cooled X-Box 360, nothing can interrupt your hard-core gaming experience..
Non-gamers may laugh, but over-heating is a design flaw that dates back to the original X-Box. And what could be more annoying than being this close to leveling up on Halo 2 and having a hot machine interrupt your session after only 10 or 11 hours?
From The Ruth Group (gracias, Sabine): Scientists discover Bushcronium, new inert element.
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an Atomic mass of 311. These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
NEWSFLASH: Jack Abramoff cuts deal with prosecutors; gaping maw of molten brimstone Hell opens under House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas. That's Delay with the cigar, on a junket during happier times for corrupt jackasses, practicing a maneuver that might come in handy in the Big House.
"To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood." --George Santayana
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