Two offerings from our friend Becky, aka Detroit Dixie. First, the latest in catblogging...
DOES YOUR CAT LOOK LIKE HITLER?
Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like "Sieg Miaow"? If so, this is the website for you.
And you know, it just might be...
Anyway, moving on, Double-D's other find was this SoaP promo.
When I opened the e-mail (SUBJECT: You've got SNAKES!!!), it loaded a personal audio message from actor SAMUEL L. JACKSON to ME!
Sam (we're tight now) points out that Snakes on a Plane "might just be the best motion picture ever made," and instructs me to leave my job "working in the media" and go see the premiere.
"If you wanna live, do what I say, and you don't wanna mess with me on this, because I WILL come after you!"
You can send one to your stupid friends and make their stupid day by going here.
By the way, the site plays a song, apparently the movie's theme song, and judging by the chorus, the title appears to be "So Kiss Me Goodbye." Folks, if the snakes don't get you, this pop ballad might.
I agree with your best bud, Samuel L. - the Snakes on a Plane premiere should be a must-attend event. How much fun would that be??
Posted by: Pam | Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 17:25
Next time you guys talk, tell Sam his beer's the best. I got so drunk last time I broke the battle over a Kitler's noggin and started chanting "USA! USA!"
... Or not.
Posted by: Badger | Friday, August 04, 2006 at 14:34
Wait, I had a thought. Do you think they'd like some snakes from my yard for the premiere? I wouldn't mind loaning a few out.
Posted by: Pam | Saturday, August 05, 2006 at 10:37
I wonder if we could live-blog the premiere?
Posted by: Daniel | Saturday, August 05, 2006 at 12:39
You know, I've never thought about going to a movie premiere...but live-blogging Snakes on a Plane would be too fun to turn down!
Posted by: Pam | Monday, August 07, 2006 at 20:16
Before there were Snakes on a Plane, there were Scorpions on a Plane! Think about it! Harder to see than Goliath sized snakes, Scorpions can sneak up on you and strike before you squash them.
Oh wait! I forgot, they were mutant Scorpions the size of basketballs!
Posted by: Dawn Adams | Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 08:33