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Saturday, December 23, 2006

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Pam

Hey - you guys are downing some serious eggnog at your place!

Tim

Merry Christmas, Xarkers!

Dan

Our current keyword analysis:

Num Perc. Search Term
28 -- 50.00% santa porn
6 -- 10.71% santa sex
4 -- 7.14% sex with santa
4 -- 7.14% elf sex
3 -- 5.36% tony kornheiser and disaster
2 -- 3.57% 49ers poem by al davis
2 -- 3.57% sexy santa porn
1 -- 1.79% santa pron
1 -- 1.79% santa porn sex
1 -- 1.79% the porn elf
1 -- 1.79% porn santa
1 -- 1.79% porn elf
1 -- 1.79% young sex
1 -- 1.79% santas porn
56 100.00%

Blue Gal

My latest readers were searching for "porn gal in work", "knitting for sex", and "Totie Fields 12 days of Christmas." Oh, and panties. So there ya go. Thanks for the linky love and happy holidays to ya.

Daniel

here's the latest keyword analysis -- porn searchers really are the gift that keeps on giving...

Num - Perc. - Search Term
7 - 21.21% - elf porn
6 - 18.18% - santa sex
4 - 12.12% - santa porn
3 - 9.09% - elf sex
3 - 9.09% - elf sex porn
1 - 3.03% - nfl power rankings
1 - 3.03% - the bears are who we thought they were
1 - 3.03% - yum yums greensboro
1 - 3.03% - wow
1 - 3.03% - sex with santa
1 - 3.03% - panties sex
1 - 3.03% - elfy sex
1 - 3.03% - the bears are what we thought they were
1 - 3.03% - sexy elf art
1 - 3.03% debunking an inconvient truth

Jessica

Judge Some Boobs.

http://www.CommentSpammersAreBoobs.com

Like, um, I'm gonna just, like, use your comments to promote my sleezy boob-rating site? OK?

And, like, the site admin would never come in and edit my comment to render it useless, right?

man

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sonia shah

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