Superhero personality test

So it turns out that I am Ironman, but this is probably only because Neutron Man* has a lousy publicist...

Your results:
You are Iron Man

Iron Man 80% The Flash 80% Spider-Man 65% Green Lantern 65% Hulk 65% Robin 55% Catwoman 55% Supergirl 50% Superman 45% Wonder Woman 40% Batman 40%

Inventor. Businessman. Genius.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

(via Scripting News, where Dave Winer is Ironman, too...)

*Neutron Man
Neutron Man was a college radio skit I never heard, which was relayed to me by epic college friend Tony Hagler, a charming and mysterious townie who once introduced me to the creator of Neutron Man, whose name I never registered... The first part is sung...

His mass is one
his charge is none
He's Neutron Man!
He can't be hurt
'cause he's inert!

Yes, Neutron Man! Strange being from another planet! Neutron Man arrived on this planet with powers and abilities far above those of mere mortals! However, he also arrived on this planet with no particular desire to use those abilities to:

1. Fight evil
2. Assist evil
3. Do anything except live a quiet life with his wife and two children in their quiet, two-bedroom home in Ottawah, Ill., where he works as a salesman for a prominent wax-fruit business...

Neutron Man shuns any display of his powers. His motto: The Right Tool for the Job!

WIFE: Honey! What are you doing?
NEUTRON MAN: I'm watching the Bears game...
WIFE: I can't get this jar of pickles open! Can you help me?
NEUTRON MAN: (Sighs) Oh, all right... bring it here...

(high-heeled footsteps... a small grunt of exertion... and the sound of the vacuum within a pickle jar being released..)

NEUTRON MAN: There you go, dear.
WIFE (Adoringly): Thanks, hon.
NEUTRON MAN: Don't mention it.

Join us again next week for another thrilling adventure!

Not to be confused with...
Mr. Neutron, Monty Python episode (1974); The Adventures of Neutron Man (adult, 1993); That Ohio State guy (deceased, 2004)...

Neutron Man Trivia
Q: What company sponsored Neutron Man, and what product were they selling?

A: International Fascist Conglomerates, makers of new Arachnade, the spider-flavored drink kids love...

MOM (over playground noise): Joey! Take that spider out of your mouth!

(speaks to audience)

As a mother, I know how important spiders are to growing children. That's why I'm so happy that the folks at International Fascist Conglomerates have brought us new Arachnade, the spider-flavored drink kids love. It has all the goodness of spiders, but without those hairy, eight-legged nasties...

Comments

[Badger]

Awesome. Apparently, I'm Spider-Man. :-D

[Nightwind]

Hmm. The Hulk. NOT what I would have guessed.

[Risk]

Hello,
I am a researcher at the University of Iowa conducting a study on personality and risk behavior.

I am recruiting participants for this psychological experiment.
If you are over 18 and please take 12 minutes to test your personality type and risk orientation.
It's ANONYMOUS and even fun!

http://personality.selfip.com

You can check out your personality types based on the following three personality theories.

1. Machiavellianism.
2. Authoritarian personality.
3. Risk Orientation.

Feel free to invite your friends to this test.
If you have any questions, please contact me at [email protected]

Thanks.

[Janet Edens]

I took the test. It was cool. I can't wait to see what they do with it.