This year, as in previous festivals, we'll be writing and collecting haikus about the Spoleto festival (Spo-kus) over at Janet's Spoleto Today blog. But we're adding a new challenge the year: Spoleto limericks (or, of course, "Splimericks").
Here's my first, which probably doesn't belong where people of taste, class and discernment might be exposed to such vulgarity:
A singer who hailed from St. Bart
released a bun-flapping loud fart
"Twas not me let that thing!"
the young man he did sing,
"it was placed in the score by Mozart!"
To send us your Splimericks and Spo-kus, e-mail them to Janet and the gang.
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