- If the enemy is in range, so are you.
- Incoming fire has the right-of-way.
- The easy way is always mined.
- Try to look unimportant. They may be low on ammo.
- Teamwork is essential. It gives them someone else to shoot at.
- If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed AT you.
- The enemy diversion you've been ignoring is their main attack.
- A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to take a break.
- If your attack is going well, it's an ambush.
- Anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing.
- If you build a position that's tough for the enemy to get into, you won't be able to get out of it.
- Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
- When you've secured an area, be sure to tell the enemy.
- Never forget that the equipment on which your life depends was all manufactured by the lowest bidder.
- Friendly fire isn't.
- Never: Stand when you can sit; sit when you can lie down; stay awake when you can go to sleep.
- A grenade with a seven-second fuse will go off in four.
- If it's stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid.
And lastly, as a special bonus:
The Five Stages of a Military Operation:
- Enthusiasm;
- Disillusioment;
- The search for the guilty;
- The punishment of the innocent;
- Praise and honors for the non-participants.
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