The laptop might be the single greatest invention of all time outside of dishwashers and ceramic hair straighteners.
I have moved out to my porch these days, armed with a beverage of choice, glasses (yes, I'm on that side of 40) and a stout Dell to read, post, enjoy the breeze and read some more. I have to tell you that few things are as disappointing as reaching the end of my GoogleReader.
More importantly, I am successfully avoiding the pile of clothes that gets moved from floor to bed to floor again in a daily routine. The dishwasher that may or may not be full of clean dishes. The sink that is full of definitely not clean items awaiting that bit of reconnaissance. I won't detail the bathroom, as it could risk an impromptu visit from the health department.
I hate housework and its meaningless, repetitive, never-get-aheadness. I will never match my mother's ability to maintain a house that would be ready at a moment's notice for a Southern Living photo shoot. I care enough about that only for sporadic guilt, not real action.
I, instead, console myself that I have Other Interests that some day will pay off with fame, fortune and the ability to hire someone with better skills than I.
Back me up, brothers and sisters.
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